drhanniballecter:

orgasm:

i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

I thought this said “Texas” and I was like “yeah.”

theadventuresofpam:

thecarvingwitch:

science-for-a-star:

Gracia Scale Top

#clothes for riding dragons

#clothes for slowly becoming the dragon you were born to be


14 Flavors of Cheesecakes!

(Source: thecakebar)

seers:

a cool and tough introduction survey:

  • name: bethany
  • your catchphrase: literally the worst
  • fav emoji/emoticon: heart eyes.
  • favorite color scheme: I don’t know, to be honest. 
  • favorite type of monster-person: ? Uh, Frankenstein’s creature??
  • something real cool that you can do: hAH. I can eat a lot.
  • a song you want to share wit yo followers: note to self - tossing copper
  • top 3 characters of all time: Obi Wan Kenobi, John Coffey, Lara Croft
  • what pets do you have: Two aussie mixes - Dart and Sasha
  • your hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
  • favorite pokemon: ahhh, bulbasaur <3

stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability)